When batteries in my remote aren't working...

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1. Zak
   

   invest, in a new pair- sir.

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2. Phillothen
   

   I am guessing by rubbing them together, you are smattering battery juice all over the batteries, thereby temporarily sparking them into life. Then by rubbing your eyes after, the infusion of battery acid into your eyes give you the impression of being a robot.

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