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Can you tell me I love you quotes?

by Guest7003  |  earlier

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im writing this letter and need to impress someone. could you tell some I love you quotes .... like i love you like a monkey loves bananas, i love you like a fat loves cake, i love you like a emo guy loves girl pants. like that type of thing. got any clever one? please help!

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  1. Guest23258569

    i love you like peanut butter loves jelly

    i love you like fish loves water

    i love you like mexicans love trees.. that mean.

    i love u like kids love texting

    i love you more then obama loves being more half black then half white!

     

     

  2. ZZ

     You are so much more to me than a leap of faith.

  3. James Augustus

    Here are some I love you quotes:

    Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein


    You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"


    A hundred hearts would be too few
    To carry all my love for you.
    ~Author Unknown


    The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. ~Stephen King


    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown


    Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949


    Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

  4. Guest22939082

     I love you like a pothead loves dope.

  5. Guest21931242

    iLoveeYoouuu like a faat kid Lovees chocolate Cakeee !  <3  ..        xx

  6. Guest21819488

    I love you like Homer loves donuts.

  7. Lala
    i love you like a man's d**k!
  8. SHad0wnivek
    I LOve You Like a GEEK loves His Komiks!!!!!!!!!
  9. Zak
    'this is life, i live it for you- the heart beats, mine beats for you'
  10. Guest11166568
    love is liKe a BUBBLE GUM that sticks to your HEART (<3) hehehehe..... ow.YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Guide 8172
    i love you like a fat kid loves cake! i love you as much as every blade of grass on this earth! i love you as much as every single grane of sand on the beach! i love you as man strives for freedom!
  12. Guest3606356
    i love you like a fat guy loves chocolate
  13. Guest3606356
    i love you like a fat person loves chocolate
  14. Guest3603750
    i love you like a fat kid loves a twinke
  15. Guest538
    I love you like a kid loves stickers.

    I love you like a baby bird loves regurgitated worms.

    I love you like a magnet loves your refrigerator.

    I love you like a book loves bookmarks.

    I love you like a gamer loves his Wii.

    I love you like a rocker loves their hair.

    I love you like a guitar loves a rocker.

    I love you like I love you.
  16. Guest688
    I love you like I love your mom.
  17. Guest731
    I love you like Sonny Bono loves skiing..lol
  18. Guest848
    i love u like a p***s loves a v****a
  19. Guest923
    I love you like a stripper loves her pole
  20. Guest2782
    love you like a new born baby loves his mother...i was going to say

    i love you like a baby loves his changed diaper
  21. Guest3831
    I LOVE YOU LIKE CRACKHEAD LOVES CRACK
  22. Guest4476
    i love you like a republican and his bible
  23. Guest5418
    i love you like a pig loves slop.
  24. Guest6272
    I am the finger you are the buger.
  25. Guest6836
    I love you like a skinny person loves salad
  26. Guest8227
    i love you like i love chocolate

    I say I love you and time will show I love you
  27. Guest8290
    i love you like how chickens love roads.. lol
  28. Guest9737
    i love you like the sand loves the sea.

    i love you like a squirrel loves acorns.

    i love you like a shoe loves a sock.

    i love you like a mouse loves cheese.

    i love you like a cat loves a mouse.

    i love you like tom cruise loves katie (think oprah =) )

    i love you like brangelina loves adopting kids.

    i love you like jessie loves woody.

    i love you like lilo loves stitch.

    i lvoe you like a hammer loves a nail.

    i love you like ernie loves bert.

    i love you like a flower loves the rain.

    i love you like i love you. &lt;3

    hope these helped!

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