American Politics - I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
The Internet is a gateway to get on the net.
Bob Dole.
The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.
Hillary Clinton.
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator;, we say lift; ... they say ;President , we say ;stupid psychopathic git.
Alexai Sayle.
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