I bet $500 that no women have the guts to kick me in the nuts without feeling bad about it. The same day that happens is the same day I'll put on panties and dance to a Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Katy Perry,Pussycat Dolls, Lady Gaga, or Shakira song. That's how sure I am! You can pick out the song and panties, I don't care!
I'm pretty sure no women can do this because most are too wimpy and would feel guilty about causing me pain
Tags: 18, age, balls, guts, jersey, kick, Women