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50 things to do in an elevator

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50 things to do in an elevator

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  1. farishah

     In an elevator, stare at the person on the ride with and say "you are in grave danger." Keep staring.
    Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
    Put your desk in the elevator and ask people if they have an apointment whenever they come in.
    Go into an elevator, yell "GROUP HUG!!" and enforce it.
    Go into an elevator with people in it, smile, and say, "I have new socks. Wanna seem 'em?".
    Go into an elevator and convince people there's a secret floor and that you live on it.
    Go to a elevator and bring skittles then throw them at people and say my sack poped.
    Enter a full elevator and say "I bet your all wondering why I've gathered you here today.".
    Sit in the corner of an elevator and when someone comes on, say, "Oh no they trapped you too?
    Go into a crowded elevator, open up a pillowcase, and scream "oh no my snake got lose!".
    Go into an elevator and whenever someone comes in say " Welcome Aboard Matey! was just on my trip ,.
    Go into crowded elevator and say "I bet your wondering why I have gathered you all here today",.
    Step into an elevator and sing the doom song!!!
    Go into an elevator, press all the buttons, and start singing the alphabet song really loudly.
    Make race car noises in a occupied elevator or public bathroom.
    Go in an Elevator and when someone walks out yell "WILSON..... WILSON......
    Sit in front of elevators, then when the doors open tell whoever is there your life story.
    Enter an elevator with someone you know, when they try to talk to you say, Do I know you?
    In a crowded elevator yell I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
    In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
    Go into an elevator and sceam as loud as you can when they look at you start pounding on the walls.
    Sit in an elevator when people get on and the door closes start break dancing.
    Earn a job as a DJ, Get famous, Throw a party, Play some elevator music.
    Walk into a busy elevator and seriously say "I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here".
    Press all the buttons in a crowded elevator and sing yogabagaba.
    Go into a crowded elevator and claim to have dropped your pet tarantula inside. See who freaks out.
    In an elevator, start choking and gagging and choke out the words "someone farted" and collapse.
    Stand directly in front of all the buttons in an elevator and block
    Go into an elevator and stare at everyone in it.
    Freak out in an elevator saying your late. Then exit and have a polite conversation with someone.
    Walk into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today.
    Play twister in an elevator.
    Insist on pushing buttons for everyone on the elevator, but push the wrong ones.
    Put table in the elevator, and ask to see their passport if anyone tries to come in.
    Walk into an elevator filled with people. While keeping a straight face don't turn your back to them.
    In an elevator, turn to the person next you and say, "Your one of them!" Look frightened. Back out of.
    Shout random words in an elevator and when somebody looks at you say WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
    Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.
    Ride in an elevator and start sniffing at random people.
    When you're on an elevator stand in the corner facing the wall and never get off.
    Go in an elevator and drop a pen when someone goes to pick it up yell THATS MINE.
    Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You".
    Stand in an elevator, every time someone gets on take of your shoes and say 'I've got new socks on!
    Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
    Go to a crowded elevator and stare at everyone like they are aliens.
    Go into an elevator shouting "FOR NARNIA"as the doors close, go out saying"wheres the portal?"

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  2. Ammad Ghauri
    Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. Make chalk drawings on the walls. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!" Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.) Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on) Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face. Sing anything by Guns 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I love her but I had to kill her, would be good) Ask, "Did you feel that?" Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly. When the doors close, look at the person next to you and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out. Comment one by one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for you all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the next floor. Repeat. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work you supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue. Ask for advice on a completely disgusting problem. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue. Say, "Omigod, did you hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm." Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza. Run like h**l while the security guards try to find you to kick you out. (This can be applied to all) Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun." Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of you are wearing trench coats and dark glasses. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." Swat at flies that don't exist Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. Talk in to your cell phone as you enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do you me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"
  3. Red Brick
    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d**n motion sickness!" 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occassionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see whats in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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